How to stay peaceful during Chicago’s hottest summer on record

1. Wait till twilight.

2. Put on bathing suit.*

3. Locate lake.

4. Enter lake, slowly, up to neck.

5. Enjoy feeling of ridged sand on bottom of feet.

6. Enjoy feeling of cool, clear water on entire body.

7. Enjoy sight of lake meeting the sky.

8. Enjoy absence of stickiness and sweat.

*Depending on your location, this step may be optional. I’m not asking questions.

Thanks to Flickr user drrt for photo.

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